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Cat-to-English Dictionary
Miaow--Feed me.
Meeow--pet me.
Mrooww--I love you.
Miioo-oo-oo--I am in love and must meet my betrothed
outside beneath the hedge. Don't wait up.
Mrow--I feel like making noise.
Rrrow-mawww--Please, the time is come to tidy the cat box.
Rrrow-miawww--I have remedied the cat box untidiness by
shoveling the contents as far out of the box as was
practical.
Miaowmiaow--Play with me.
Miaowmiaow--Have you noticed the shortage of available cat
toys in this room?
Miaowmiaow--Since I can find nothing better to play with, I
shall see what happens when I sharpen my claws on this
handy piece of furniture.
Raowwwww--I think I shall now spend time licking the most
private parts of my anatomy.
Mrowwwww--(only heard in males) I am now recalling, with
sorrow, that some of my private parts did not return with
me from that visit to the vet.
Roww-maww-roww--I am so glad to see that you have returned
home with both arms full of groceries. I will now rub
myself against you legs and attempt to trip you as you walk
towards the kitchen.
Mmeww--I believe I have heard a burglar. If you would like
to go and beat him senseless, I shall be happy to keep your
spot in the bed warm.
Gakk-ak-ak--My digestive passages seem to have formed a
hairball. Wherever could this have come from? I shall
leave it here upon the carpeting.
Mow--Snuggling is a good idea.
Moww--Shedding is pretty good, too.
Mowww!--I was enjoying snuggling and shedding in the warm
clean laundry until you removed me so unkindly.
Miaow! Miaow!--I have discovered that, although one may be
able to wedge his body through the gap behind the stove and
into that little drawer filled with pots and pans, the
reverse path is slightly more difficult to navigate.
Mraakk!--Oh, small bird! Please come over here little bird.
Ssssroww!--I believe that I have found a woodchuck. I
shall now act terribly brave.
mmmmmm--If I sit in the sunshine for another week or so, I
think I shall be satisfied.