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«Jay: [joking with the first guest, Glenn Close] You know, Glenn, you took so
much time, we had to bump Gerard! Good night, everyone! [audience screams
hysterically] No no, my next guest is a terrific actor from Scotland. You know
him as the Phantom in "Phantom of the Opera." His new movie, "Dear Frankie,"
opens March 4th. Please welcome Gerard Butler. [audience applauds and screams,
Gerry comes out and does a little dance] Have you two just met? [audience keeps
screaming, not allowing anyone to talk]

Gerry: I'm going to have to say something! [motions for the audience to tone it
down] Yeah, we just met, in the dressing room. I just wanted-

Glenn: I was juggling, wasn't I?

G: She- can I just say, we had a full conversation that lasted over five minutes
and she never dropped a ball. [audience laughs] She was just like, "[singing]
Doo doo doo doo doo" [imitates juggling] and I watched her [during her
interview] and I’m like, "What happened?!" [audience laughs]

J: It's me, I intimidate women. That's what it is.

G: Can I say- breakfast with Jamie Foxx, talking about being whipped by his
grandmother... I was whipped by my grandmother. I was whipped even more by my
mother, and it didn't make *me* a good actor. [audience laughs] Not at all. I'm
not very good.

Glenn: They were whipping you because they thought you were a bad actor?
[audience laughs]

G: No, but Jamie Foxx- no, no, no, no. My gran was gone long before I was- [She
was] whipping me for many other things. I guess I need more of it.

J: Now, you were just in Sydney, vacationing?

G: Yeah. I was down in Sydney, after "The Phantom." It was a heck of a long
tour, so I ended up in Asia, went into Bali, then went to Sydney. In Sydney, I -
Okay, this is a little weird. [audience laughs] But I saw someone being struck
by lightning. I'm, I'm pretty much- I'm pretty sure, but- I was standing-

J: You mean you were *pretty* sure he was-

G: Okay, okay, let me explain. I was standing- This huge thunderstorm came in
over Bondi Beach, and I was standing in this restaurant to the side. [i] went
out to watch it, because literally the forked lightning was, was right in front
of us. And there was a few people on the beach, and I was looking down going,
"Why are they there?" And, literally, this- the biggest piece of forked
lightning I have ever seen in my life strikes the beach, and I see somebody fall
over. And two minutes- two minutes later, there's ten people there, then a
vehicle comes out, then there's two ambulances, and then- and four police cars,
and, and um- Yeah, and then the next day it was in the paper that somebody had
been struck by lightning... But I think he’s all right now.

J: Well, didn't I read you saved someone once?

G: [embarrassed] Yeah. Well, I-

J: What was that [about]?

G: Well, it was a far better job than I did in Sydney, I'll tell you! [audience
laughs]

J: "Eh, it looks like a guy got hit by lightning. Oh well! Can I get a beer over
here please?" [audience laughs]

G: Um, I was, I was in Scotland. It was about a year after filming "Mrs. Brown."
I went for a trip with my mother - I always talk about my mum, don't I? But I
went for a trip. We went to the hotel where I stayed at. And we- And the River
Thames runs through, and I was lying on the banks, and I heard these kids
screaming. And I turned around to this woman and said, "Are those kids in
distress?" I don’t know why I was so formal, but, um- Anyway, I walked over, and
this kid came over screaming, "Save my friend! He's in the river!" And I looked
in, and he'd gone under the water. He came back up, went under, and, and, so I
dived out and possibly performed the *worst* exercise in lifesaving. [audience
laughs] I mean, instead of being like that [imitates swimming on his side], I
was totally vertical. And I just started to [imitates frantically swimming]
touch the water. And then, and then I came out, and of course, *conveniently*,
everybody had now noticed *after* the fact, so they were all crowded round. But
I didn’t know what to do, but a guy gave him the Heimlich Maneuver, and then,
and then he was fine. And then- I got an award for that, actually.

J: Oh, oh that's great! [audience claps and cheers] Now let me ask you
something-

G: Let me tell ya, it’s the only award *I* ever got! [giggles]

J: Now, the last time we talked to you, you were quitting smoking, the last time
you were here. How's that going?

G: [giggles] Um, it's good- Well, you walked into the dressing room, and
[imitates smoking a cigarette then rapidly trying to brush the smoke away]
[audience laughs]

J: It was like an opium den when I went in! [audience laughs] What happened?

G: Well, I had, I had asked my assistant in London to send me hypnotherapy tapes
to Tokyo so I could take a holiday, and I was going to listen to them.

J: You were going to listen to the tapes-

G: I was going to listen to the tapes, that was going to be my answer. And, um,
she- they didn't arrive in time. So halfway through Bali I said, "[angrily] It's
*your* fault! I'm not quittin' smokin'!" [audience laughs] But I have to tell
ya, I have tried- I've had my veins injected with sodium panthenol, I've had my
ears electrolyzed, I've had-

J: Your ears electrolyzed?

G: Yeah, yeah.

J: Why don't you just try to quit smoking? [audience laughs] What am I missing
here?

G: I just can't seem to- It's like, 34 times now, in the last two years-

J: *Really?!* Wow!

G: -to quit smoking. The last time I actually checked myself into a spa, trained
for 11 days. And I then had to go off to do a photo shoot and that was it. But
for 11 days I really thought-

Glenn: There's so many places here now that you can't smoke, and you must
suffer!

G: That's right. I, I know, I suffer. [giggles] I suffer. When I stand out in
the street- I swear, I spend more time in restaurants out on the street having a
cigarette. [audience laughs]

J: Now, I heard when you came to the states you toured with a carnival.

G: Yeah. [giggles] As did you! [audience laughs]

J: I did too. You're better-looking than I am, why would you be in a carnival?
You can see why *I* would be in a carnival! What were you doing-

G: I, I had taken the summer off from university and there was a whole bunch of
students- A bunch of my friends were in the carnival. I had spent three weeks
getting drunk in Venice Beach with three Irish guys that I met, and then when I
turned up to do the job that I was supposed to do, the company closed down. So
they said, they said, "We'll come and get you, come and join a traveling
carnival!" So the next minute- like, within a day I'm in Sacramento, or
Bakersfield, or one of them [audience laughs]. I went to both in the end, but-
Working with this wacky wire- Has anybody ever heard of the wacky wire?

J: Wacky wire? What is that?

G: Wacky wire, you, you come down with this piece of metal that has a loop in
the middle, and you, [demonstrates] you bring it down without touching the wire
in the middle. I couldn't even do it for three days! Nobody wanted to play, cuz
they were like, "Well, let's see you do it" and I'm like, "I can't!" [audience
laughs] "Why, why would I do it if you can't?" And the first kid, [sadly] this
little kid came up on his own, and he gave me two dollars and he didn't even get
a centimeter, he- [imitates buzzing noise] And I was like, "Take it back, I
can't do it." [audience applauds] Yeah, you may clap, but within a few days I
was taking money from every kid in the carnival! [audience laughs] And I was
like, "I'll tell you what, son, if you give me twenty bucks, I'll, I'll give you
an extra couple of shots, and if you win, I'll give you your money back," and
I'm taking money off of everybody, you know.

J: It doesn't take long.

G: It doesn't take long. And you, as well, but you did it, you know-

J: Yeah, I worked at a carnival too, but mine's- Yeah, you didn't want to go
there. [audience laughs] But let me ask you, I want to ask you about being a
student in Scotland. Did you ever study? It seemed like you always were sort of
partying and drinking.

G: No, I studied. I mean, I was president of the Law Society.

J: [in an Irish accent] President of the Law Society, were ya now? [audience
cheers]

G: Yeah, I certainly was. I fooled them as well.

J: Did you party a lot?

G: Yeah, I partied a lot, yeah. I had a lot of crazy times. In fact, while I was
the president, we had a fancy-dress- a Halloween cheese-and-wine ceilidh, right?


J: A cheese-and-wine ceilidh?

G: A cheese-and-wine ceilidh, you know, it’s a kind of traditional Scottish
dance. But none of that went on, we just all got drunk. [audience laughs] And I
dressed up as a Viking, and, and, I swear, a lot of my friends were insane. And
the next minute I see six of them kicking the crap out of this guy on the floor,
and the guy didn’t belong- I had to drag him away. I take him outside and
[giggles] and remember, I have horns on [audience laughs], and, you know, and
hair, you know, like false hair, and a helmet, and funny boots. And, and I took
him outside, and I'm holding him, saying, "You can't go come back in, mate!"
And, and he grabs me by the throat, and he's like, "What'd you say?" And he
pulled me right next to his face. So I gave him the best Glasgow Kiss, you know
[demonstrates knocking his own head against the guy's head] [audience cheers]
And he screamed at me, "I'm going to get you, I'm going to get you!" By this
point I was really angry, and I'm like, "[growling] Well, remember the face,
then!!" [audience laughs] And I had visions of him later on that night with all
his friends in the car, and his friend going, "So what did he look like, this
guy?" and he's like, "Well he had horns comin' out of his head..." [audience
laughs] "And he had funny boots on..." [audience laughs and cheers]

J: And don't forget, that's- now that's the *president* of the Law Society.
[audience laughs] So you would, of course, be held up to a higher standard. Now
tell us about "Dear Frankie." I read wonderful things about this movie, it's a
very nice movie.

G: I am *so proud* of this movie. It's been around for, for a while now, because
they held it off until after "The Phantom." And I just hope that the buzz hasn't
gone off it, because it's been around the festivals, and, and I've never had
such great feedback in a movie. Especially because it was a small thing that
myself and Emily Mortimer just loved; [loved] the story, loved the sentiment.
And yet it's really refreshing and unusual and just beautiful.

J: What's the story, tell people the story.

G: Well, very quickly- it's this little boy who, you realize as the movie goes
on- he's deaf, and he's mute, and he writes- He's moving around with his family,
his mum and his grandmother, and he writes letters to his father, who is a
sailor. But then you discover that he thinks he's doing it, [but] this is a
fiction that's been created by his mum to protect the boy. And, actually, she
collects the letters and then writes back. And she's become quite hooked in this
herself, because she can find out what's going on in his head. And then it turns
out the ship that he's supposed to be on is coming into town. The boy finds out,
she's in trouble, and she has to find somebody to play the boy's dad for a day.
And that’s where I come in. [audience cheers]

J: Let's see, we have a clip. [the clip is played] [audience cheers] "Dear
Frankie" opens Friday. Gerard, always a pleasure. Come back and see us again».

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