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Нет, я не могу такой прелестью наслаждаться в одиночку!
)))) Прелесть сия обретена благодаря нечастому тут, к сожалению, гостю по имени Nata - спасибо ей.
Вот: Author: Veresna Ussep - PG - English - Humor/Parody - Reviews: 4
CASTLE BY THE LAKE
(Sung by Harry, to the tune of 'Castle on a Cloud')
There is a castle by the lake
Far from my muggle family
It's Hogwart's School of Wizardry
That is my castle by the lake
Headmaster Albus Dumbledore
Thinks I'm a ripping Gryffindor
But others think I'm quite a fake
There in my castle by the lake
There is a teacher all in black
Loathes me and wishes I would die
His eyes are cold
And his words can sting
He said, "Clearly, fame isn't everything"
Snape is the teacher that I hate
He makes he feel like quite an ass
It's highly doubtful I will pass
Potions at Hogwarts, by the lake
I Schemed A Scheme
(Sung by Snape to the tune of "I Dreamed a Dream")
Now is the time, I'm in my prime
My voice is so soft
And my words so biting
There was a time, ambition-blind
All I had was a scheme
And the scheme was exciting
There was a time
But it all went wrong
I schemed a scheme in time gone by
The Shrieking Shack, it was a puzzle
What did the Whomping Willow hide?
A beast unchained, without a muzzle
Marauders Black and Lupin knew
And Potter too, so vain and haughty
They hung around with Pettigrew
No prank unplanned, no trick too naughty
But, the werewolf comes at night
When the moonlight casts her dark spell
As he turns your hope to fright
As he blows your plans to hell
Oh, yes, I almost died that night
While Black just watched, and laughed and waited
For there was no escape in sight
Then he was gone-and Potter came.
And to that git I owed my life
And I knew somewhere, somehow, someday-
The thought cut through me like a knife
That was a debt I'd have to repay
I had scheme my job would be
So different from this post I'm filling
So different know than what I dreamed-
Marauders spoiled the scheme I schemed
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All Alone (Sung by Snape to the tune of "On My Own")
All alone
You see, that's how I like it
Company-I've found I quite dislike it
In stillness,
With no one else around me
I wrap myself in lovely black, and emptiness surrounds me
All alone, my dungeon's dark and drafty
Here I sit: so still, so sly, so crafty
The students, they call me cruel and frosty
For I am head of Slytherin, and no one dares to cross me
Solitude, that's all I ask of life
Can't you leave me where I am, just go away?
You may think you understand my strife
But, I say-there's no way you may
That Potter, he really drives me crazy
What a dolt, so over-proud and lazy
Respected- I just don't understand it
Why Dumbledore adores him so- it's really hard to stand it
I hate him-with every breath I'm yearning
For his death, that curse within me burning
Without him, my life would be so perfect
The house cup would be mine again, we'd never ever lose
I hate him
I hate him
I hate him
Just let me be alone
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I'm Professor Snape
(Sung by Snape to the tune of "Master of the House")
I'm Professor Snape
Don't get in my way
If you try to fool me there'll be hell to pay
Neville is a dolt
Weasley is a geek
Granger is a know-it-all who loves to speak
Potter's always sneaking somewhere
Thinks he's quite above the rules
He's just like his father
I'd rather not be stuck with all these fools
My hair and eyes are black
So are all my clothes
If you want to stay alive don't talk about my nose
Hogwarts is my school
Potions is my class
Those who try to cheat will always wind up on their ass!
Better keep your cauldron boiling
Never know what's next in store
Nothing here is easy
So my hair is greasy-
But I've never ever been a bore!